Saturday, June 2, 2012

Jennifer Lopez talks adoption

Jennifer Lopez is open to the possibility of adopting a child in the future.

The stunning singer-and-actress stars in upcoming romantic comedy What to Expect When You're Expecting.

Jennifer, who is mother to four-year-old twins Max and Emme, admits that she rarely considered adoption before shooting this film.

''Before this movie, it wasn't something that had occurred to me," she told Access Hollywood. ''But after this movie, yes, I could see myself definitely doing it and being open to it for sure. You know what I mean? Whereas, before I never thought about it really.''

Jennifer really became aware of the impact of adoption on lives when she interacted with others on set.

''It was funny, the adoption thing,'' she recalled.

''When I held the baby for the first time — our baby in the movie, and they were twins, they were two little twin Ethiopian boys, who, their parents went through a similar thing, and actually have adopted before, and so we got to talk to them a lot about it too.

''But when you hold that baby, you can really see how easy it is to just love another child that is not yours. Really, such a simple thing.''

- Cover Media

Will.i.am tasked with Mars mission

Nasa is reportedly seeking will.i.am to write a song for a future space mission.

The Black Eyed Peas star is believed to be penning the track for a trip to planet Mars.

In what would be a world first, the song's debut will be played in outer space and transmitted back to mission control.

"Will has a natural affiliation with Nasa and even namechecked them on his single T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)," a source told British newspaper The Sun.

"He's always keen to get involved in their projects and this was an opportunity he couldn't turn down.

"Nasa feel Will is the ideal figure to appeal to a mainstream audience and promote their technologies."

will.i.am is known for his interest in the universe and has collaborated with the American space agency in the past.

The musician has previously recorded a public service announcement for the Nasa TV channel and helped to promote their work in a bid to get young people interested in science.

The star will apparently record the track once the current season of the UK version of The Voice wraps.

The song could potentially become a bonus track for his upcoming album #willpower.

- Cover Media

Justin Bieber 'can't move eyebrow'

Justin Bieber is experiencing odd symptoms following the mild concussion he sustained on Thursday.

The 18-year-old heartthrob hurt himself while performing a concert in Paris.

TMZ reports that after Bieber sang onstage, the pop star walked backstage and slammed into a glass wall.

The star is now noticing that a portion of his face is temporarily paralysed.

"I can't move my eyebrow," Justin said in a video posted on Viddy.com video Friday. "It's the weirdest thing, some weird stuff going on."

Although disoriented, the star went back onstage to complete his show.

When Bieber ambled backstage following the conclusion of his performance, the star "passed out cold for around 15 seconds."

Bieber is upset that he has such bad lack with transparent blockades.

"I got into a fight with a glass window," he declared on the video.

This has been an eventful week for the young superstar, as 14 teenage girls had to be taken away for"emergency care" after hysteria over the singer broke out at the Norwegian show Wednesday.

It is understood 49 fans were injured.

Bieber was in Norway to perform four new songs outside Oslo's famed opera house as part of his Around the World TV special, attracting crazed fans from all over Europe.

- Cover Media

Benedict Cumberbatch: I'm not sexy

Benedict Cumberbatch insists he's "barely the sexiest man in [his] flat", let alone the world.

The British actor was voted the world's hottest man in a newspaper poll recently, ahead of soccer hunk David Beckham and teen idols One Direction.

Despite the coveted title, Cumberbatch remains coy about his newfound status.

"I don't know about being the sexiest man in the world. I am barely the sexiest man in my flat and I'm the only guy living there," he joked to British newspaper The Sun, the publication behind the poll.

"It makes me laugh because I see all the faults - I have spent 35 years of my life with myself. But I am very flattered. I don't know how else to take it but to be flattered and giggle."

Cumberbatch attended the Baftas at London's Royal Festival Hall over the weekend. He was nominated for Best Actor for his portrayal of Sherlock Holmes but lost out to Dominic West, who was honoured for his role as serial murderer Fred West.

Cumberbatch is glad he doesn't get cut-throat during awards seasons.

"It is enormously exciting to be here. It is a hot day and there is hot competition," he said. "Thankfully I am not a competitive person - you have to be a little bit for acting roles but you try to kid yourself they are not competition, otherwise it drives you mad."

- Cover Media

Bale will miss dressing as Batman

Christian Bale

BUFF IN RUBBER: Christian Bale as Batman.

Christian Bale says he will miss wearing his "f**kin' cool" Batman suit.

The actor is reprising his role as the Caped Crusader for the final time in upcoming movie The Dark Knight Rises.

Although the famous black costume could be uncomfortable at times, Bale has fond memories of the iconic outfit.

"For all the discomfort and the heat and the sweat and the headaches and everything from it, when you sit back and watch the movie at the end of the day, you go: 'Well, that's f**kin' cool.' I will miss that, I liked the good bit of rubber," he told Collider.com.

The 38-year-old hunk is also sporting longer hair in the new film.

Bale has explained that he was asked to grow his locks to show how his comic book character has evolved since the last movie, The Dark Knight.

"Yeah, a little," he admitted when asked if the longer hair has any significance.

"But we've always had to mess around... Every single movie that we've done for the Batman stuff has always had hair that we've had to be able to adapt to different looks throughout. So the longer you keep it the more you can do with it."

- Cover Media


DC hero brave, mighty and gay

Earth 2 #2

RELAUNCH: Artwork from Earth 2 #2, which features the original Green Lantern Alan Scott in a relationship with an other man.

Green Lantern, one of DC Comics' oldest and enduring heroes no matter what parallel earth he's on, is serving as a beacon for the publisher again, this time as a proud, mighty and openly gay hero.

The change is revealed in the pages of the second issue of Earth 2 out next week, and comes on the heels of what has been an expansive year for gay and lesbian characters in the pages of comic books from Archie to Marvel and others.

But purists and fans note: This Green Lantern is not the emerald galactic space cop who was, and is, part of the Justice League and has had a history rich in triumph and tragedy.

Instead, said James Robinson, who writes the new series, Alan Scott is the retooled version of the classic Lantern whose first appearance came in the pages of All-American Comics No. 16 in July 1940.

And his being gay is not part of some wider story line meant to be exploited or undone down the road, either.

"This was my idea," Robinson explained this week, noting that before DC relaunched all its titles last summer, Alan Scott had a son who was gay.

But given Earth 2 features retooled and rebooted characters, Scott is not old enough to have a grown son.

"By making him younger, that son was not going to exist any-more," Robinson said.

"He doesn't come out. He's gay when we see him in issue two," which is due out Wednesday. "He's fearless and he's honest to the point where he realised he was gay and he said 'I'm gay.'"

"It was just meant to be 7/8- Alan Scott being a gay member of the team, the Justice Society, that I'll be forming in the pages of 'Earth 2,'" he said. "He's just meant to be part of this big tapestry of characters."

It's also another example of gay and lesbian characters taking more prominent roles in the medium.

In May, Marvel Entertainment said super speedster Northstar will marry his longtime boyfriend in the pages of Astonishing X-Men. DC comics has other gay characters, too, including Kate Kane, the current Batwoman.

And in the pages of Archie Comics, Kevin Keller is one of the gang at Riverdale High School and gay, too.

Some groups have protested the inclusion of gay characters, but Robinson isn't discouraged, noting that being gay is just one aspect to Scott.

"This guy, he's a media mogul, a hero, a dynamic type-A personality and he's gay," Robinson said. "He's a complex character."

- AP

Green Lantern comes out as gay

Earth 2 #2

RELAUNCH: Artwork from Earth 2 #2, which features the original Green Lantern Alan Scott in a relationship with an other man.

Green Lantern, one of DC Comics' oldest and enduring heroes no matter what parallel earth he's on, is serving as a beacon for the publisher again, this time as a proud, mighty and openly gay hero.

The change is revealed in the pages of the second issue of Earth 2 out next week, and comes on the heels of what has been an expansive year for gay and lesbian characters in the pages of comic books from Archie to Marvel and others.

But purists and fans note: This Green Lantern is not the emerald galactic space cop who was, and is, part of the Justice League and has had a history rich in triumph and tragedy.

Instead, said James Robinson, who writes the new series, Alan Scott is the retooled version of the classic Lantern whose first appearance came in the pages of All-American Comics No. 16 in July 1940.

And his being gay is not part of some wider story line meant to be exploited or undone down the road, either.

"This was my idea," Robinson explained this week, noting that before DC relaunched all its titles last summer, Alan Scott had a son who was gay.

But given Earth 2 features retooled and rebooted characters, Scott is not old enough to have a grown son.

"By making him younger, that son was not going to exist any-more," Robinson said.

"He doesn't come out. He's gay when we see him in issue two," which is due out Wednesday. "He's fearless and he's honest to the point where he realised he was gay and he said 'I'm gay.'"

"It was just meant to be 7/8- Alan Scott being a gay member of the team, the Justice Society, that I'll be forming in the pages of 'Earth 2,'" he said. "He's just meant to be part of this big tapestry of characters."

It's also another example of gay and lesbian characters taking more prominent roles in the medium.

In May, Marvel Entertainment said super speedster Northstar will marry his longtime boyfriend in the pages of Astonishing X-Men. DC comics has other gay characters, too, including Kate Kane, the current Batwoman.

And in the pages of Archie Comics, Kevin Keller is one of the gang at Riverdale High School and gay, too.

Some groups have protested the inclusion of gay characters, but Robinson isn't discouraged, noting that being gay is just one aspect to Scott.

"This guy, he's a media mogul, a hero, a dynamic type-A personality and he's gay," Robinson said. "He's a complex character."

- AP

Gripping fable overflows with charm

Le Havre

LE HAVRE: A beautiful film, perfectly performed.

REVIEW: If you're a Kaurismaki fan, this will be old news to you. Le Havre is the lovely man in full flight, taking on a story that owes a little to Philippe Lioret's Welcome and Thomas McCarthy's The Visitor, and full to overflowing with all of Kaurismaki's trademarked dust-dry wit, droll and beguiling characterisations, classic film references, and utterly unfakeable charm.

Le Havre - the place - is a busy and eclectic port city on the northwestern French coast. Like all ports, it's a cultural melting pot, with a rich music scene, and it makes a terrific stage on which to play out this simple and deceptively serious fable.

Marcel (Andre Wilms) is a shiner of shoes. He is happily married, and has been for a long time, but he is not an ambitious man, and is content to allow his life to swing in a steady orbit around his wife, his favourite bar and his undemanding work.

Into Marcel's life comes Idrissa, a young illegal immigrant who thought the shipping container he had been travelling in was destined for London.

The gendarmes are looking for Idrissa, and so Marcel, and then his friends, begin to do what they can to get the boy across the channel, and reunited with his mother.

This film is a fable, and like all fables, it has a darkness and a fear at its heart.

But Kaurismaki is a film-maker in love with film, and, although he hides it behind a cool detachment, in love with people too.

He has not always been this optimistic, and forgiving of humanity and our foibles, but as long as the old goat is making films this charming, long may his new mood last.

Le Havre is a beautiful film, perfectly performed. I actually cannot imagine anyone not finding something to enjoy in it.

Also opening this week is Carnage, directed by Roman Polanski, and starring Jodie Foster, John C Reilly, Christoph Waltz and Kate Winslet.

It's a brief and very well-done restaging of the play God of Carnage, in which two well-heeled New York couples go to war while trying to resolve a brief scrap between their respective sons. For Winslet and Foster's performances alone, this is worth a look.

Also this week, the gay and lesbian film festival Out Takes 2012 gets under way. This is always a fascinating and bold lineup of films.

The documentary Rock Hudson: Dark and Handsome Stranger and Hit So Hard, on Hole's drummer, Patty Schmel, are both highly recommended.

Le Havre
Runtime:
93min
Rated: G
Director: Aki Kaurismaki.
Starring: Andre Wilms, Blondin Miguel.

- © Fairfax NZ News

Friday, June 1, 2012

Review: What To Expect When You're Expecting

What To Expect When You're Expecting

EXPECTED BETTER: Surely a film about birth should be able to offer something of interest, but not this one.

REVIEW: Basing a film on a bestselling book is never a bad idea. Name recognition and brand loyalty are built in before you are even trying to flog the finished project.

That, surely, can't be a bad thing when the multiplexes are filling up with product, and perfectly decent and watchable films struggle to find a screen, let alone an audience.

But a baby-raising manual? Really? A book that doesn't have a storyline? Oh well, all power to them, because here it is, and even the weekday mid-morning session I sat through had 20 or more in the audience, a few of whom even sounded as though they were enjoying themselves.

The film is a classic multi-plot ensemble piece. Think Richard Curtis's Love Actually as a basic boilerplate. But here the love has actually happened, and the stories are all set during the following nine months.

There are a lot of thoroughly decent people, all of them in couples – a few characters spend the night on the couch, but no single parents are allowed here – and all of them facing their impending parenthood with some minor and pretty inconsequential challenge of character to be resolved by the final reel.

Jennifer Lopez and Rodrigo Santoro are the outliers here. Unable to conceive, they are hoping to adopt an Ethiopian orphan.

And so What to Expect When You're Expecting rolls on. The film opens with an excerpt from a reality TV show, and that is a decent enough indicator of the level it is pitched at. The "drama" is about TV sitcom standard, the emotional journeys of the characters fairly scream "tune in next week, when you'll see the same rubbish played out all over again", and I've read better and more incisive dialogue in a cartoon speech bubble or a Facebook status update.

About halfway through the film, I began to hope for something to happen to derail these self-regarding mechanical schlubs high-fiving and pilates-ing their way towards the maternity wards (no home births allowed either).

Then, there actually is a miscarriage. Cue the rain, an abrupt shift in the colour grade, and a few brief blessed moments when What to Expect began to look like an actual film.

It doesn't last, of course, and the couple left childless is the one you would expect.

What To Expect When You're Expecting
Runtime:
110min
Rated: M
Director: Kirk Jones.
Starring: Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, Dennis Quaid.

- © Fairfax NZ News

Film Review: Le Havre

Le Havre

LE HAVRE: A beautiful film, perfectly performed.

REVIEW: If you're a Kaurismaki fan, this will be old news to you. Le Havre is the lovely man in full flight, taking on a story that owes a little to Philippe Lioret's Welcome and Thomas McCarthy's The Visitor, and full to overflowing with all of Kaurismaki's trademarked dust-dry wit, droll and beguiling characterisations, classic film references, and utterly unfakeable charm.

Le Havre - the place - is a busy and eclectic port city on the northwestern French coast. Like all ports, it's a cultural melting pot, with a rich music scene, and it makes a terrific stage on which to play out this simple and deceptively serious fable.

Marcel (Andre Wilms) is a shiner of shoes. He is happily married, and has been for a long time, but he is not an ambitious man, and is content to allow his life to swing in a steady orbit around his wife, his favourite bar and his undemanding work.

Into Marcel's life comes Idrissa, a young illegal immigrant who thought the shipping container he had been travelling in was destined for London.

The gendarmes are looking for Idrissa, and so Marcel, and then his friends, begin to do what they can to get the boy across the channel, and reunited with his mother.

This film is a fable, and like all fables, it has a darkness and a fear at its heart.

But Kaurismaki is a film-maker in love with film, and, although he hides it behind a cool detachment, in love with people too.

He has not always been this optimistic, and forgiving of humanity and our foibles, but as long as the old goat is making films this charming, long may his new mood last.

Le Havre is a beautiful film, perfectly performed. I actually cannot imagine anyone not finding something to enjoy in it.

Also opening this week is Carnage, directed by Roman Polanski, and starring Jodie Foster, John C Reilly, Christoph Waltz and Kate Winslet.

It's a brief and very well-done restaging of the play God of Carnage, in which two well-heeled New York couples go to war while trying to resolve a brief scrap between their respective sons. For Winslet and Foster's performances alone, this is worth a look.

Also this week, the gay and lesbian film festival Out Takes 2012 gets under way. This is always a fascinating and bold lineup of films.

The documentary Rock Hudson: Dark and Handsome Stranger and Hit So Hard, on Hole's drummer, Patty Schmel, are both highly recommended.

Le Havre
Runtime:
93min
Rated: G
Director: Aki Kaurismaki.
Starring: Andre Wilms, Blondin Miguel.

- © Fairfax NZ News

New Kiwi comedy goes to the dogs

Hounds

DOG-GONE: New comedy Hounds has set itself the task of creating the laugh that misses the beat.

OPINION: Hounds, TV3's recent homegrown effort at comedy, has been given the dog house screening slot of 10pm on a Friday indicating that the channel doesn't imagine it will be everybody's cup of tea.

And on first perusal it does seem to have deliberately gone out of its way to be a gumboot brew, every character either odd ball or hard case, supposedly because that comes with the greyhound-racetrack territory.

Made by the creators of the sit-down comedy conceit that is 7 Days, where mostly male comedians loiter on competing panels to entertain and one up each other with their different takes on humour, Hounds has set itself the task of creating the laugh that misses the beat.

Charmless characters stumble to communicate with each other across great divides and defended territories, rubbing uncomfortably up against each other like fingernails on a blackboard. Think Vigil with a postmodern nod to Fred Dagg humour, plus shades of Letter to Blanchy as it strives to achieve the warmth of The Castle.

David, a proud owner of Lundy Dixon Watson, a greyhound given the triple-barreled moniker that runs together the names of convicted Kiwi murderers (hopefully he gets to race against Mark Antoine Scott), suddenly cardiac arrests at the racetrack and dies, leaving his worldly possessions to a trifecta, made up of two of his offspring (Will and Lily) and Marty, a dog trainer.

Will, a foppish-looking Auckland lawyer a barmaid likens to Hugh Grant, has a witless girlfriend called Amber who's only 18, just a few years older than his half-sister Lily, whose Asian mother has passed to her reward. Will doesn't know much about greyhounds, and even less about his sister, who is one of those wise-beyond-her-years kids destined to take her brother and guardian under her unflappable wing.

Marty takes photographs of Lundy Dixon Watson posed in front of a sheet on the line with the canine dressed up in Spanish gear to advertise a foreign night at the hounds, where Will, sticking out like dogs' balls, tries to fit in and get into the mood of things by downing copious glasses of lethal bunny juice.

No hardcase Nu Zild comedy is complete without someone puking over somebody else, or up on the specially designed for such occasions technicolour pub carpet, and indeed there's a projectile-vomiting scene following the bunny beverage, proving there's no show without punch.

Speaking of food and beverage, did I mention that other great leitmotif, the sausage roll putting in an appearance at David's funeral after Marty nearly lets his side of the coffin down while carrying it, in order to blow his drinker's nose on a grimy handkerchief?

Throwing so very many arresting characters into the mix – e.g. a real estate agent strangely incapable of waxing lyrical about houses for sale, and an eccentric track habitue wearing a jacket comprised of stitched-together first place, red winning ribbons – risks the main characters getting drowned out by all the local colour, but it's early days yet.

It's encouraging to see comedy on New Zealand television that has been put together and penned by someone other than the ubiquitous Rachel Lang/James Griffin winning combo, and the acting in Hounds is good enough to give this comedy more than a dog's show to save it from being scratched.

On a heavier historical note what a true treat to see Gunpowder Treason and Plot – a miniseries screening in the Prime Spotlight (Wednesday, 8.30pm). Fed up to the gunnels with Liz I, this particular focus on Mary Queen of Scots (and next time her son King James VI) is a ray of grisly sunshine on the shallow programming schedule.

The building passion between Queen Mary and Bothwell more than sizzled as the actors, Clemence Posey and Kevin McKidd, played out their love/hate relationship and then all-consuming love in this awfully exciting historical intrigue, written by Jimmy McGovern. No wonder the guy who penned Cracker was just the ticket to do a story on explosives. Look out for next week's final with Robert Carlyle as James VI.

- © Fairfax NZ News

Bynes accused of second hit and run

Amanda Bynes has been accused of fleeing the scene after a car accident, it has been reported.

According to US website TMZ the actress is said to have "slammed into a car on the 101 Freeway in the San Fernando Valley on April 10" and driven through a red traffic light to escape the scene.

The victim of the crash tried to follow the car but couldn't keep up with the driver.

However, they were able to write down the number plate of the culprit's vehicle which was identified as a hire car.

After police contacted the rental company, they were told that the BMW in question was rented by Bynes.

"The victim then showed up at a CHP substation and ID'd Amanda from a photo lineup.  And get this... the photo of Amanda was taken just 4 days earlier - it was her mug shot from a DUI arrest," a source told the website.

The Easy A star has been involved in a number of car-related incidences recently. The 24-year-old was arrested last month on suspicion of driving under the influence after she side-swiped a police car.

Shortly after, Bynes was stopped by police after hitting a truck and driving off but she was let off when it was established she hadn't noticed the impact.

According to TMZ, the third incident has been "immediately rejected" by a filing officer at the LA City Attorney's Office for lack of witnesses.

- Cover Media

Jackson note pulled from auction

A note written by Michael Jackson in which he complains of being unable to sleep has been withdrawn from auction at the request of the late singer's ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley, the auction house says.

Jackson, who died in 2009 after asking his doctor to give him a powerful anesthetic to help him sleep, wrote the note to Presley sometime between 1993-1996, when they were close friends. The two later became husband and wife.

"Lisa I truly need this rest I haven't slept litterally (sic) in 4 days now. I need to be away from phones and business people. I must take care of my health first Im'(sic) crazy for you," reads the handwritten note, scrawled on yellow paper.

Julien's Auctions, which had listed the letter in an upcoming celebrity memorabilia sale, said it pulled the note from its Music Icons auction on June 23rd and 24th at Presley's request.

"I'm assuming that it's because the note is of a personal nature, and we want to honour the request and continue our good relationship with Ms Presley," chief executive Darren Julien said.

The Thriller singer had struggled with insomnia for several years while alive. His personal physician, Dr Conrad Murray, told police shortly after Jackson's death that the 50-year-old pop star pleaded for help sleeping during a long, restless night at his home on June 25, 2009, the day he died.

Murray was convicted last year of involuntary manslaughter after delivering a fatal dose of propofol - normally used to sedate patients for surgery - and a cocktail of sedatives to Jackson.

- Reuters

No going back for Kutcher, Moore

FRIENDLY BUT NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore won't go back to what they were, an insider says.

FRIENDLY BUT NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore won't go back to what they were, an insider says.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are not getting back together contrary to recent reports.

The couple split last year after rumours the Two and a Half Men star had cheated on the actress on their six-year anniversary.

They reunited last week at the 40th birthday party of Kabbalah instructor Yehuda Berg leading to speculation they may get back together.

But People magazine claims that although "they were friendly" there is no chance of the Hollywood pair making a go of their shattered marriage.

"Ashton got up at one point and grabbed coffee in a paper cup for Demi, and they smiled a few times during the program at each other," an eyewitness said. "They seemed to get along and felt comfortable."

Another insider said although they are friendly their relationship will not go further.

 "The family is in a pretty good place right not, but Ashton and Demi won't go back to what they were," the source said.

"Ashton will always be a part of their lives, especially with regard to the girls and how close he is with them."

"The relationship has evolved and will continue to. There are just too many issues to go back. It's about figuring out how to move forward into a new place."

- Cover Media

Gaga's fake Rolex tweet upsets Thais

Thailand's government is up in arms over a tweet by pop sensation Lady Gaga about buying a fake designer watch in a Bangkok street market and has complained to the United States.

Bangkok's sprawling outdoor markets and some of its big shopping malls are widely known for selling near-perfect replicas of famous luxury brands, often imported from China.

Even so, Gaga's May 23 tweet, two days ahead of a sellout concert in Bangkok, struck a raw nerve with some Thais who said the zany artist had dented the country's reputation by suggesting she could easily get her hands on a fake Rolex watch.

The Grammy Award winner, who cancelled a concert after threats in Indonesia and faced protests by conservative groups in the Philippines and South Korea, has not apologised for the tweet, which Thailand's Commerce Ministry said undermined its efforts to stamp out piracy.

"Lady Gaga is a representative of the US and the US puts pressure on smaller countries to promote the protection of intellectual property," an official at the ministry's Intellectual Property Department told Reuters, requesting anonymity because he was not authorised to speak to the media.

"She should tell her fans that they shouldn't use fake goods."

Gaga's comment stirred debate on Thai web forums and social media. A small protest took place in Bangkok's business district but that failed to keep fans away from her much-anticipated show on Friday, which attracted 50,000 people.

Gaga's contentious tweet to her 24 million followers said: "I just landed in Bangkok baby! Ready for 50,000 screaming Thai monsters. I wanna get lost in a lady market and buy a fake rolex."

She was believed to be referring to the popular Ladies' Market in Hong Kong.

Officials at the US embassy in Bangkok were unavailable for comment.

- Reuters

Bieber suffers backstage concussion

Canadian pop star Justin Bieber ran headlong into trouble on a European promotional tour, knocking himself out backstage in Paris and dealing with a crushing crowd in Norway that left some fans injured one day earlier.

The incident occurred on Thursday (Friday NZT) after the singer fell into a glass wall during an intimate concert in Paris.

Bieber told celebrity news website TMZ.com he felt lightheaded but was able to perform his last song before going backstage and passing out for 15 seconds.

TMZ posted an audio clip of its conversation with the pop sensation in which he said doctors told him he suffered a concussion and ordered him to relax.

The singer quickly posted on Twitter that he was doing well, joking about the incident and saying ''gotta laugh at yourself sometimes''.

The concussion comes one day after Bieber, on a brief tour of major European cities to promote upcoming album Believe, was met with a crush of fans before a free concert in Oslo leading to reports of dozens of young girls being injured.

Bieber's record label, Universal Music, said in a statement to celebrity site E! Online on Thursday that it ''regrets strongly that some of those who were [at the] Justin concert had a bad experience''.

A label executive said ''fortunately no one was seriously injured'', and added that Bieber wanted to return to Norway and perform a future concert there.

Calls and emails to Bieber's representatives were not immediately returned.

Bieber performed a free, six-song concert at the Oslo Opera House on Wednesday that is planned to be featured on his upcoming one-hour NBC television special to be aired next month.

The 18-year-old singer was forced to tweet a safety message ahead of the show after police were unable to control the crowds of fans trying to catch a glimpse of the star.

''for the show to happen u must all listen to the police. we are all concerned for your safety and i want what is best for u. please listen,'' Bieber posted to his 22 million Twitter followers on Wednesday.

TMZ said 49 young girls were injured and 14 taken to hospitals, and police came close to declaring a state of emergency in the capital. Those reports could not be immediately confirmed.

This is not the first time Bieber fever has caused crowd control and safety issues. In November 2009, fans stampeded a shopping mall in Long Island, New York ahead of an appearance by the pop star, forcing organizers to cancel the event.

Bieber's manager was charged with reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, but the charges were later dropped.

- Reuters

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Cameron buys three more NZ properties

Movie mogul James Cameron has continued to snap up land in Wairarapa, adding a further three properties to his growing Kiwi empire.

Movie mogul James Cameron has continued to snap up land in Wairarapa, adding a further three properties to his growing Kiwi empire.

The Overseas Investment Office has given Cameron the green light to buy nearly 30 hectares in south Wairarapa, where he already owns over 1000ha of farmland.

Spread across three properties on Western Lake Rd, the prices are all listed as confidential.

The OIO summary of Cameron's latest purchase states that the director plans to reside "indefinitely" in New Zealand with his family.

"They are acquiring the land as part of a larger acquisition of land in South Wairarapa, which they will use as a residence and working farm, " it states.

Cameron and wife Suzy Amis have said they want to raise their children - 10-year-old twins Claire and Quinn, and Elizabeth Rose, 5 - "close to the land and with a strong work ethic".

It is believed Cameron paid about $20 million in January for two large rural Wairarapa properties, one a 250ha dairy farm, the other a much larger 817ha hillside property overlooking Lake Pounui - a lake he also now owns.

In February, The Dominion Post revealed he had applied for residency under Immigration NZ's Investment Plus category - reserved for those investing more than $10m. As such, the 57-year-old director must now spend at least 44 days in New Zealand each year in the final two years of a three- year investment period.

While here it is believed he will work on two sequels to Avatar.

He recently made headlines by diving 10,898 metres to the bottom of the Mariana Trench in a solo submarine, as well as releasing a 3-D version of Titanic.

- © Fairfax NZ News

Ghost chips ad star laps up fame

The 'puzzle time' actor from a popular anti-drink driving advertisement has told of life as a playground celebrity.

Cameron Carter-Chan, 11, landed the bit-part role in the "ghost chips" advertisement and said he's now famous for his one-liner, "puzzle time".

"It's really awesome. I get recognised at school, at the mall, at dance competitions," he said.

"I can't walk around without someone noticing me and asking me to say it.

"At Christmas in the Park these girls came up to me and said 'are you the puzzle time guy?' and I said 'yep' and they ran off squealing. My best friend was walking around like 'yep, this is the puzzle time guy and he's hanging out with me'. It's really cool.''

The Sancta Maria Catholic College student said initially his character wasn't supposed to have a line in the New Zealand Transport Agency's Legend campaign, which is being credited with helping lower the road toll.

"My agent told me there was an audition for a creative Maori ad about drinking and driving,'' he said.

"At first I wasn't supposed to say anything but then they thought maybe there should be more comedy so they got me to say the line 'puzzle time'.''

Filming the advertisement was a lot of fun for Carter-Chan, but its all-important message wasn't lost on him.

"This is what happens,'' he said.

 "Teenagers go to parties with their mates and they get wasted and then some of them drive. Some people don't seem to care but using comedy to talk about the consequences of drinking and driving in this way really seems to be getting the message across. It was pretty cool to be part of it.''

Having had a taste of celebrity, Carter-Chan is now eyeing Hollywood.

"I think it (acting) is what I want to do. I'd like to learn how to act professionally so I can get into movies and be more of a drama person. It's such a great experience and even when you go to an audition and you don't get picked you still learn stuff and you can do it again," he said.

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Winner shows slice of brilliance

Brodie Packer

Vegetarianism wasn't enough to stop Brodie Packer (R) from going all-out in a bid to win VIP tickets to Lady Gaga's concert.

Of all the crazy things Lady Gaga has worn, nothing has gained her more notoriety than infamous the meat dress. So when Wellington student Brodie Packer put vegetarianism aside to don $100 worth of schnitzel in a bid to win VIP tickets to her upcoming concert, who were we to refuse him?

Packer, along with his sister Abby, 22, who also dressed up for the entry, will attend Gaga's Born This Way Ball as VIP guests.

The 16-year-old Scots College student will gain an exclusive peek into Lady Gaga's Born This Way Ball, which - according to Mother Monster - is an "Electro-Metal Pop-Opera; the tale of the Beginning, the genesis of the Kingdom of Fame. How we were birthed and how we will die celebrating".

Of his big win, Packer said he was "over the moon".

"I'm one of the biggest Gaga fans, it's going to be amazing," he said.

Packer said he had to put aside his vegetarianism to enter the competition.

"It was hard because I have been a vegetarian for 12 years now, and I'm incredibly pro the life of animals so I know it's a bit hypocritical but I knew I had to go all out to win it."

He said at first he tried stitching the meat together but when that proved too time consuming, safety pins worked out to be a good option.

Once he was finished with the dress, he said what the dogs couldn't eat was thrown away.

The package includes tickets to the sold-out concert on June 7 at Vector Arena, Auckland, and a backstage tour.

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Paul Holmes faces heart surgery

Broadcaster Paul Holmes will undergo a "significant" surgery to fix a heart condition that has forced him into hospital.

The Q+A host and radio broadcaster was flown from Hawke's Bay to Auckland City Hospital earlier this week.

In a statement this morning, Holmes said he was in hospital "due to a specific heart condition and a particular development which needs to be halted", though he did not reveal what that condition was.

"The procedure is significant but I am confident that we will get a good result. I'm in good spirits and progressing satisfactorily and thank everybody for their good wishes."

Auckland District Health Board could not say when Holmes would have the surgery.

In January, Holmes had surgery due to the prostate cancer he suffered more than a decade ago.

Homes told NZ Women's Weekly at the time the surgery was to ''correct some old stuff'' following his earlier cancer treatment and radiotherapy ''which tends to churn things up inside''.

''I came home and that night a little complication set in that was a bit alarming, but a couple of days later it was sorted.''

Holmes, a reformed smoker, was diagnosed with prostate cancer in 1999.

It's not known whether the latest incident is related to his earlier surgery or cancer.

Holmes is facing pressure after the New Zealand Press Council upheld complaints against racial comments he made in a Weekend Herald column.

The council received seven complaints against the column headed "Waitangi Day a complete waste".

The introduction to the story read: ''It's time to cancel our repugnant national holiday.''

Complaints were upheld on the basis of accuracy, fairness and balance, discrimination and diversity.

Earlier this year Holmes spoke out about the troubles he had in raising his adoptive daughter Millie Elder-Holmes, who battled P addiction as a teenager.

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Fair Go 'out of control'

Fair Go founder Brian Edwards has slammed the consumer affairs show, criticising its journalists and investigative methods.

Edwards labelled the show, fronted by Ali Mau, imbalanced and "out of control" and said its reporters saw themselves as "society's avenging angels". He claimed the show often minimised issues by forcing them into an allocated time frame.

In a lengthy post on his website called "A Kafkaesque story that should horrify you. And it's set in New Zealand!" Edwards claims the treatment of its targets is unfair.

"It's hard to believe that a monstrous court like the one in this Kafkaesque story could exist in New Zealand. But it does. It's called Fair Go. I set it up 35 years ago," Edwards wrote.

Franz Kafka's novel The Trial is about a man accused by an inaccessible authority of an unknown crime.

Edwards criticises the lack of time the show's targets are allowed to prepare their defence and the time allocated to understanding what are often complex issues.

"Earlier this week I was acting as support person to someone who is taking a case to the Disputes Tribunal. It's complex. After an hour and a half of questioning by the referee we still hadn't sorted out the facts of the case, let alone come remotely near to any clarity on who had right or the law on their side and who hadn't. Fair Go can get through three such issues in 22 minutes."

Now a media consultant, Edwards said he had told some clients there was nothing they could do to avoid appearing in a bad light on Fair Go.

"The vigilante mentality of reporters who saw themselves as society's avenging angels meant that they had already been presumed guilty and nothing they could say or do was going to change that presumption."

There was an "inherent" imbalance in the programme where complainants were given more time and support to outline their complaint - a luxury not afforded those who were forced to defend themselves.

That made fairness "damn near impossible", he said.

"This is a programme out of control. Maybe it was always out of control. Maybe it's time to recognise that and call a halt. Yes, some ratbags will get away with murder, but some fundamentally decent people will not be vilified and their reputations destroyed. Maybe that's a fair trade."

TVNZ spokeswoman Megan Richards said Edwards was entitled to his opinion but did not want to comment further.

But online one commenter, thought to be former presenter Kevin Milne, took issue with Edwards' criticisms.

"Sad to read your comments, Brian," he wrote in a comment below the post.

"I think in the nearly 30 years since you left, you've forgotten what arseholes we mainly dealt with. No system is perfect, but Fair Go was as good as we had - and it probably still is."

Christopher Mitson, who says he was a producer in the show's early years, defended the show's methods.

While admitting to a "prosecutorial zeal", he said there was also "a determination that we had to be fair".

"Your comment 'The vigilante mentality of reporters who saw themselves as society's avenging angels meant that they had already been presumed guilty and nothing they could say or do was going to change that presumption' is, in my experience, simply untrue and, ipso facto, grossly unfair," he wrote.

TVNZ spokeswoman Megan Richards said Edwards was entitled to his opinion but did not want to comment further.

Read Edwards' full post here.

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Powerful awards return for Adeaze

Auckland group Adeaze proved absence really does make the heart grow fonder tonight, picking up three Pacific Music Awards with their first album in almost seven years.

The brothers - Feagaigafou (Nainz) and Logovii (Viiz) Tupai - won Best Pacific Urban Album, Best Pacific Group and their track Paradise was named Best Pacific Song at the awards held at the Telstra Clear Pacific Events Centre, in Manukau.

It was a star-studded event with performances from Adeaze and Auckland hip hop star David Dallas, celebrating Pasifika music and culture in New Zealand.

It's familiar ground for the Tupai brothers who won the Best Group award in 2005 on the back of their debut album, Always and For Real.

But rather than plough on with another album, Adeaze took a near seven-year break to concentrate on their young families.

"I think it's been an important path for both of us, just being there for our kids," older brother Nainz said.

"It's a hard life in the industry ... always being away from home, so it was a hard call - to make sure the kids were old enough to mow the lawn before we could come back and do some music."

The brothers, who are of Samoan descent, said a Pacific sound comes naturally to them.

"The first songs we were brought up playing were Samoan songs, so definitely Island grooves are in our style," Viiz said.

Other winners included Dallas, who was named Best Pacific Male Artist, while Bella Kalolo took home the award for Best Pacific Female Artist.

Best Pacific Album went to Kas Futialo - aka The Freestyler's - Good Morning Samoa.

FULL WINNERS LIST

Best Pacific Female Artist - Bella Kalolo
Best Pacific Male Artist - David Dallas
Best Pacific Urban Artist - Adeaze
Best Pacific Group - Adeaze
Best Pacific Song - Adeaze, Paradise
Best Pacific Language Album - Kas Futialo, Good Morning Samoa
Best Pacific Gospel Album - Mutalau Ululauta Matahefonua Trust Choir, Lologo Tapu Tokiofa Mutalau Niue - Taofi Lologo 5
Radio Airplay Award - Brooke Fraser, Betty
Lifetime Achievement Award - The Keil Isles
Most Promising Artist - Giant Killa
People's Choice Award - Ria

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Jaime Ridge to fight GC star in boxing match

Jaime Ridge hopes a boxing fight against The GC star Rosanna Arkle will help "inspire" other girls.

"Yeah, I have done a bit of modelling but I am a fulltime law and commerce student too," the 18-year-old said today.

"I want to do something outside of my comfort zone. And I want to inspire girls if I can. I want them to feel empowered too - to take an opportunity when it comes up rather than sit back and do nothing.

"This a great challenge. It's an amazing way to test myself. I am all about stretching my boundaries."

Ridge and Arkle, 23, star of TV3 show The GC, will go toe-to-toe during an undercard match at the KFC Godfather of Fight Nights in Auckland on July 5.

Arkle, who is understood to be fighting in just a bikini, flew into Auckland with reality TV housemate and boyfriend Zane yesterday.

"Life is about living right? It's about taking chances and that's why I agreed to this fight," the Whangarei-raised glamour model said.

"There's no hiding place on reality TV and there will be no hiding place in the ring. And that's OK. I had never heard of Jaime Ridge until this fight came up. I don't know anything about her. But I know I want to beat her... and that's what I am training for."

Neither fighter, both models, are concerned about being injured, but Arkle conceded she would need to keep her face well guarded.

"I never really thought about that until now.

"I guess I just have to keep my guard up. I don't like the thought of getting hurt." 

Ridge, the daughter of former Kiwis captain and All Black Matthew Ridge, said there would be no surprises for her when she steps inside the ring. She has been training with former Warrior and boxer Monty Betham.

"Boxing is not so foreign to me," she said.

"I know what Sonny (Bill Williams) went through to prepare for his fight in February and I have been to heaps of corporate events so I understand the concept of it all. There is an element of risk but I know the work Monty is doing with me will be a massive help in the ring. Although, yeah, I am slightly worried about getting punched in the face."

Ridge and Williams dated for more than a month earlier this year, parting ways shortly after Williams gained the New Zealand heavyweight title.

Ridge and Arkle will fight over three two-minute rounds under the Fight for Life rules where headgear and bigger gloves are used.

Promoter David Higgins expected the female fight to be a big drawcard.

"Love her or hate her, Jaime Ridge is one of the most talked about people in New Zealand at the moment," Higgins said. "And clearly The GC is one of the top rating shows on TV. Combine the two and you have the possibility of tremendous interest from fans who are not necessarily boxing purists."

The fight is no doubt more made-for-TV fodder for a reality TV pilot Ridge is filming with her mother Sally. The pair have been seen with a camera crew catching up with gal-pals at Ponsonby hotspot SPQR and were recently followed to Colin Mathura-Jeffree's 40th birthday party.

The main fight night bout, held at the SkyCity Convention Centre, is between heavyweights Shane Cameron and American Monte Barrett.

Also announced today is a match between former Manly and Canterbury Bankstown rugby league star Solomon Haumono and New Zealand's third ranked heavyweight Joey Wilson.

Haumono has an 18 win, one loss, one draw record and is regularly touted as one of the best ever league to boxing converts.

New Zealand boxing phenomenon Joseph Parker will make his professional debut at the event and American Colonel Bob Sheridan will be the commentator.

- © Fairfax NZ News


The Kimbra hype

I hadn't heard the Kimbra album - I don't know if it's a problem with me and the record label or maybe it was somebody that I used to know who worked there, but I remember asking for the album and being told no. No chance. Seemed odd: new Kiwi artist (or Kiwi-born at least) and I wanted to do my bit - have a listen, report back. But I was told to sod off.

That changed the other week - there's a new Deluxe Edition - and a global market to chase on the back of that Gotye song. Now they'll take comment from anyone, a bunch of new review copies heading out the door to whoever asks - even me.Vows

So I had my first listen to Vows.

It's pretty good. But the hyperbole has well kicked in - some dude in America (a record label guy) has been quoted as saying she's "the next Prince". High praise indeed, a touchstone to suggest she's a clever writer, arranger, multi-instrumentalist and some pop wunderkind/some kind of visionary.

Comparisons are made as a shortcut - most often to pay tribute, as a compliment, you're supposed to fill in the blanks and understand the grey area around the subject. In this case there is no way that a person working for whatever is left of a record label could really feel good calling somebody the new Prince.

Prince signed a unique deal at a young age giving him close to unprecedented control.

Kimbra has had her debut album sent straight back out with a bonus EP.

One example rewarded utmost creativity. One suggests the most obvious, lazy and desperate saturation-marketing.

But it's been interesting travelling around America while hearing that Kimbra stands to take off in America. The hype had kicked in before I left New Zealand. And I'm following it still while holidaying in the United States. There is certainly something behind the stories of hype. I read the big rave in the New York Times. She was mentioned in the San Francisco paper too - and in the free street press. Gushing raves.

And there is - I think - something behind the claims and the marketing.

I'm still new to the music of course - when I wanted to hear it, when I could have got on board early, away from the hype, I wasn't allowed. I wasn't deemed worthy. Now I'm just another person lining up to say something obvious, to spread the word in whatever way.

So all I'll say is that I can hear talent.

Kimbra has - for what(ever) it is worth - talent.

Will I keep listening to Vows? It's hard to know. Probably not. I think I'll always hear more in Feist's Metals or Kate Bush's 50 Words for Snow - but that's me. And you know that. You know about my terrible taste already. What I'm interested in is what you think.

Is Kimbra the real deal and worth the hype? Or is she simply the "pretty one" from that song (which is to say - the more obvious one to market when it comes down to a competition between her and Gotye) and so she's getting the easy/obvious push?

She will never, ever be the next Prince. And beyond the easy grab for a column inch or two, that comment was almost as insultingly career-crushing as it was intended to be a praise-filled acknowledgment of creative pop flair. We live in different times. The industry works in a different way.

I've heard enough in Vows to know that Kimbra has something - something that you don't always hear. Her success is probably deserved/justified - but it will (most likely) be fleeting. Because that is the way of this world.
Kimbra
They should really be preparing her for that.

Prince is a legend who has lasted 35 years by (mostly) doing things his own way. You can't work that way and be a pop star today.

Oh and that Gotye song is everywhere here. I keep hearing it in the airport, in cafes, bars and shops around San Francisco. Still. I called it the song of 2011 or whatever. And it's never been clearer hearing it now that it is in fact 2012, nearly midway through even. Time for a new song. But I still think it was a clever wee slice of pop music for the time.

So was that right time/right place for Kimbra? Clever opportunism? Or will she be a bit-part in a one-hit-wonder ultimately? It's probably a bit of both - but I'd still recommend people take a listen to her album.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Joe Walsh still loves to rock

SIMON SWEETMAN

Joe Walsh doesn't remember everything. But he does remember New Zealand.

He tells me that it's a very special place.

"New Zealand is in my heart, always", he drawls down the line.

Walsh is due to release Analog Man, his first solo album in more than 20 years, but we have to talk about New Zealand.

You see Walsh, briefly, was a member of the Kiwi reggae act Herbs.

"I don't remember everything about my life," the rock legend says laughing - years of alcohol addiction have given him a permanent slur - "but I'm very fortunate to have a group of friends I can rely on they fill in the blanks."

He pauses to laugh wildly then continues: "But New Zealand is very special to me. And the Herbs were a great band. I remember them, I love them. I remember Charlie Tumahai [vocalist], I think about him a lot. He's in my heart. A beautiful man, a great musician, he was very instrumental in me finding my clarity.

"I'll never forget the moment when I was standing on the marae with the members of Herbs and I realised that I needed to get clean. That will stay with me forever."

Life had been very good to Walsh by that point.

The American guitarist joined hard-rocking power trio The James Gang in 1968.

He quickly became the main attraction and was on the path to solo fame by 1971, with new group Barnstorm swiftly relegated to backing band, Walsh the star.

Blessed with a beautiful guitar tone, rock songs that referenced American blues, country twang and pop music and the talkbox solo that drives the classic Rocky Mountain Way, Walsh seemed to be living a charmed life.

In 1975 he joined The Eagles, one of the biggest bands on the planet.

"I was a fan of the group, I thought they were great, loved The Eagles - but I thought that their beautiful harmonies would sound amazing with some rock guitar behind them."

Walsh sounds like he took his cue from Neil Young hooking up with Crosby, Stills & Nash. He was instrumental then, pardon the obvious pun, in taking The Eagles further towards the rock 'n' roll and slightly away from the country and folk sounds of their earliest records.

With Walsh in the fold, highlights of the live set included Heartache Tonight and of course Hotel California, a song that Walsh says he's still "very proud to be a part of. How can you not be? That song is part of every guitarist's development".

He and fellow Eagles guitarist Don Felder traded lines to create the epic guitar solo duel that sends one of rock music's biggest hits to its climax.

"It was just so much fun to be playing this music to have this huge audience and to be playing with these great writers and musicians."

Walsh managed a solo career while playing with The Eagles. In 1978 he had his biggest solo hit, Life's Been Good, now a highlight of Eagles reunion shows. But to say that he was managing is not entirely accurate.

The death of Walsh's 3-year-old daughter in the mid-1970s contributed to a spiral of drugs and drinking. Joining the world's biggest band did not help.

"It was out of control man, really out of control. But we had so many good times the stories about my life are, in some cases, probably exaggerated but I don't doubt that most of them are true. As I say it's good to have some friends that are still here to remind me of the things I did."

In 1980, Joe Walsh ran for president of the United States. His main policy and slogan was "free gas for everyone".

If elected he planned to make Life's Been Good the national anthem.

In and around the madness Walsh kept remarkably busy, playing guitar with BB King, producing albums by Dan Fogelberg and Ringo Starr, acting in movies such as The Blues Brothers and Robocop.

In 1989 he produced Herbs' Homegrown album. It included an early version of Walsh's song Ordinary Average Guy, the Sunday morning to Life's Been Good's perpetual Saturday night.

He joined the band.

By 1990, when the album was released, Walsh was back in the US.

The haze of cocaine and booze kept him company, in the deceitful way that addiction can claim to. But New Zealand had provided him with his epiphany.

"It's been a long journey," Walsh says with clarity.

"It's been strange and beautiful and it's been very lonely at times. But three years ago I married my wife and that has been the new beginning I needed; it's been 15 years sober but I couldn't have done it without Marjorie. The journey started without her but she has been the one that has opened my heart, she's made me happy."

She is also part of the reason that Walsh has a new album.

"Marjorie comes from a well-known family, she's connected so she was the one that suggested Jeff Lynne [Electric Light Orchestra] should take a listen to my new tracks. He was going to have a listen, maybe play something. He ended up producing. I knew of Jeff but I didn't know a lot about him he has opened up some new ways for me to think about how the songs could sound and we've just gotten on brilliantly. Marjorie was also the one that heard some of my old demos and ideas and told me that I should make another album."

Marjorie Bach is the sister of actress Barbara Bach, making old pal Ringo Starr Walsh's brother-in-law.

"Ringo is such a great man. He's been through a lot in his life and we've had a lot of the same problems. We've been friends for years, worked together a lot already but we're closer now - we're family. One of the things that Marjorie has done has given me the joy of family. It's a joy I never really knew. I spent a long time being lonely and hiding and now at Christmas there's this huge family. That's something that's very new to me. And very special."

Analog Man will not surprise Joe Walsh fans.

"You know I started trying to listen to what the kids were doing I bought some new music and tried to keep up for a while. Then I just thought 'who am I kidding' you know?" He bursts into another huge laugh.

"So I listened to some of my old albums and I made a Joe Walsh record. But", he points out, "this is the most confessional thing I've done. It's very honest. It's my life on a record, there's a lot of reflection in these songs, something that could only happen after this long time being sober, finally being comfortable with it."

Walsh never meant to take a 20-year break between solo records, but he says that two things happened to hold up the album.

"Well, I needed to get sober. I was frightened. And I needed to get clean. That's been a long process but also, in 1994, The Eagles reformed to do the Hell Freezes Over show and album. And from there that's meant a bunch of tours. And I love playing with those guys. We still sound great when we get together. So that, really, has been the delay."

Walsh will tour Analog Man around the US and Europe and though he may not make it to New Zealand ("I really mean it when I say I want to get there but you guys are just so far you know,") he says to keep the diaries at the ready for next year.

"We're gearing up for something special, the 40th anniversary of The Eagles. This year is a chance for us to do solo projects. Glenn [Frey] has a new record out too, and Don [Henley] is working on one. But then we'll get together, we've got some big plans to go through the archives. There'll be a bunch of things happening. I'm not really sure just yet but there'll be some new versions of the albums with outtakes and a bunch of things you've never heard. And we hope to do an all-new show, with the hits of course, but with some of the songs we've never played. I hope we can make it. Love to see you beautiful people again."

- © Fairfax NZ News

Could we see a 'quality' Kiwi show?

Paul Casserly might have been on to something, you know. A couple of months ago, he wrote a rather gushing review of Soho - the quality channel on Sky and home to most of the best shows on television, including Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Girls, and Veep - in which he claimed it was "fast becoming the best channel in the history of television".

20120531But that wasn't the part of his review that stuck out to me; while I agree with his assessment of SoHo, I was struck by something he mentioned toward the end of his review:

"What we won't see on Soho, I suspect, are any NZ programmes. I feel for local drama producers whose work is often, unfairly, compared to these high budget and high concept shows. In New Zealand we make entire series or even movies for the amount of money that these shows blow on an episode or just to cover the catering ... That said, it's only a matter of time before someone here pulls off something that's in this league. If not we'll have to call a moratorium on using the phrase, 'punching above our weight'."

While it wasn't the point of his piece, I was left asking myself the question: why couldn't a Kiwi television production company make something at the level of a show such as The Killing or Magic City? I think it could definitely be done, even factoring in the limitations on finances and resources that can trouble local productions.

I was thinking about this again last night during Australian-made gang drama Bikie Wars: Brothers in Arms, the years "most anticipated" new show, which started on TV3. While the show itself was okay - it was good-looking but highly derivative; think what would happen if you threw Sons of Anarchy and Underbelly into a mixer - I couldn't help but think that we have the talent in this country to pull something like this off. We've done it in small doses (the Sunday Theatre season is a good example) but not over the course of a whole season of a show.

Now, I'm obviously not an experienced television writer, director or producer. My only production experience is a short film I made with a friend and a single entry in the 48 Hours competition.

But I can share what I would do if you asked me to try to put together a show that would be at least as good as Bikie Wars, and maybe as good as The Killing (or even quality non-Soho dramas like Justified, The Walking Dead or Sons of Anarchy). Here are a few things I would try to do first:

Find an interesting story. The first - and arguably biggest - hurdle for making a show like this would be designing an interesting story and writing the hell out of it. The Underbelly franchise solved this problem by using real stories as the basis for their shows, so that could be a good place to start. The kind of quality shows I'm thinking of have a high degree of realism (which most Kiwi shows don't have) and using a familiar story would help elevate the perception that something is real. As for talented writers, we've got plenty of those; the gang behind The Almighty Johnsons, This Is Not My Life and Nothing Trivial would be more than up to the task. Time is really the most important factor here, I think. And around 4000 draft scripts.

Attract a name director with a commanding style. This Is Not My Life tried this with Robert Sarkies, the director of Scarfies and Out of the Blue - the latter of which might be one of the greatest films ever to come out of this country - and it paid dividends to the final product. When you think about shows like Justified or The Killing, they all have a unique visual style, and maintaining consistency in the director's chair is key to achieving that.

Avoid casting any well-known faces in main roles. With all due respect to the icons of Kiwi television, recognisable faces bring all their previous roles along with them, and that can be distracting when you're trying to get into a new show; even the slightest little distraction can take you out of the immersive world being created by a show.

Don't produce any more than eight episodes. Short episode runs are a pain for viewers, but surely it can mean that resources aren't spread so thinly across an entire production. At least, I'm assuming that is one of the benefits of shooting only six or eight episodes as opposed to 13 or more. It seems as though it should be.

I don't have first-hand experience of how hard it must be to create a quality show from scratch - and I'm not saying that shows we're producing in this country aren't great because they are great, but in a different way. Also, it's worth remembering that our great television producers would absolutely have thought about everything I'm writing, and can probably tell us why I'm completely wrong.*

But if a show followed the above few steps, I think it would have a chance to be really great. Heck, SoHo might even air it one day. I know I'd watch it.

What do you think: could a local production company make a show that would fit in alongside some of those quality shows I mentioned? What else do you think they would need to do to succeed in that goal?

(*) I can't say this enough: I'm not trying to tell anyone how to do their jobs - I love the job they're doing right now. These are just a few things I was thinking about while pondering whether a NZ-made show would fit in on SoHo.

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No Doubt suing Band Hero maker

ANTHONY MCCARTNEY

No Doubt's attorneys can argue to a jury that the band was misled by gaming giant Activision Publishing about how its likeness would be used in the video game Band Hero.

The ruling by Superior Court Judge Ramona See rejected a motion by Activision's lawyers to dismiss several claims from the case, including fraud, violation of publicity rights and breach of contract.

See determined there were genuine disputes about evidence that a jury should consider.

No Doubt sued the California-based video game company in November 2009, claiming the band was never told that players would be able to unlock avatars of the band to perform other artists' music.

The case cited instances in which players could use singer Gwen Stefani to perform suggestive lyrics from the Rolling Stones' hit Honky Tonk Women, or have a virtual version of bassist Tony Kanal sing his band's hit Just a Girl, but with Stefani's voice.

The lawsuit claimed the feature turns the band "into a virtual karaoke circus act".

See rejected one of the band's claims that sought an injunction barring Activision from using band members' likenesses to perform other artists' work.

Activision has claimed the idea of 'unlocking' unadvertised features of a video game has been around since the early days of the industry and the company did nothing wrong.

Attorneys expect the case will go to trial later this year.

Jeffery McFarland, who represents Activision, said the company has a strong defence and is looking forward to presenting it during trial.

During the hearing, he said the company had a video recording of the band being told about the game's unlockable features.

The band's attorney Bert Deixler said the ruling "seemed inevitable" and noted No Doubt has repeatedly won the right to pursue the case, in both state and appellate courts.

- AP

Mad Men storyline amuses Jaguar

British car maker Jaguar has played a big part in the fifth series of Mad Men - but the brand is mostly happy with how the show's writers portrayed it in the latest episode to air.

The most recent showing of the 1960s themed show saw the fictional ad firm Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce attempt to win Jaguar's ad business by having one of its employees, Joan Holloway, (played by Christina Hendricks) sleep with a dealer.

In a discussion the ad agency bandies around the idea of labelling the car - an E-Type - a "mistress", before coming up with the potential tagline: "Jaguar: The mistress who will do things your wife won't."

Now while all this is fictional and based in TV-land, Jaguar (@JaguarUSA) tweeted just after the show went to air: "Loved the pitch, didn't love the process".

Jaguar USA vice president of brand development David Pryor told media news site Ad Age the television attention was surprising.

"I'm a big fan of the show and it was gratifying to see our brand portrayed ... I would say we were fairly surprised at the turn of events," Pryor told Ad Age.

Jaguar USA had no input on what was said about the brand because it wasn't a sponsored deal, and Pryor told Ad Age he only saw the finished product when everyone else did - when it aired on Sunday night in the US.

"As I watched the show, I was wondering where the pitch was going to go, especially with the whole mistress thing," Pryor is quoted as saying.

"One connection I liked was, they went down this emotional path. They weren't trying to sell the car, they were building on this emotional connection, this love, this lust that people had for the brand back then and that we're trying to recreate now.

"Obviously it was kind of tainted ... with the storyline," Pryor is quoted as saying. "At the end of the day, though, we're confident that people know it's a fictional character," he says, referring to Holloway.

In the end, the agency settles on the tagline: "Jaguar: At last, something beautiful you can truly own."

The British brand has a history of making a name for itself under fictional circumstances - the Austin Powers film series also saw the use of an E-Type which was infamously named the "Shaguar".

- Drive

Wellington gets Leaps & Sounds treat

STACEY KIRK

A collaboration of two of New Zealand's classical powerhouses has been years in coming, so it is not surprising that tickets for the free performances were snapped up within a day.

The Royal New Zealand Ballet (RNZB) and the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra (NZSO) will perform together for the first time in six years in Leaps & Sounds next month in Wellington.

Fans will be treated to nine world premieres of short works choreographed by RNZB dancers to music by composers, all under the age of 25, from the NZSO's Young Originals Todd Corporation Young Composers Award.

NZSO chief executive Christopher Blake said the collaboration would open up the arts to a wider audience while at the same time, supporting its up-and-coming talent.

"The collaboration, between two of our national performing arts companies, aims to nurture young talent and provide audiences with free access to these works performed, by the country's leading musicians and dancers."

Each choreographer selected music from the NZSO Todd Corporation Young Composers Award recordings archive.

The dancers had a minimum of 40 hours to create their work and were also responsible for casting fellow RNZB dancers and designing costumes for their piece.

RNZB artistic director Ethan Stiefel said the dancers have relished the opportunity to take creative control.

"Our dancers are enjoying the opportunity to choreograph their own work on their colleagues.  Furthermore, the collaboration with the NZSO means that they are able to work with original New Zealand music and have their creation performed to live symphonic music. We are delighted that this event has come to fruition."

Several of the selected compositions were created when the composers were only 15 years old and, although recorded by the NZSO, have never before been performed live for an audience.  Hamish McKeich will conduct the NZSO in the two performances of one hour each.

*The RNZB and NZSO will give two performances of Leaps and Sounds on June 16 at 4.30 and 7.30pm at the Michael Fowler Centre

- © Fairfax NZ News

Barack Obama honours his heroes

President Barack Obama has given the United States' top civilian honour to musician Bob Dylan, novelist Toni Morrison and 11 other people he described as his personal heroes because of their powerful words, songs and actions.

"What sets these men and women apart is the incredible impact they have had on so many people," Obama said, presenting the Presidential Medal of Freedom awards at the White House.

"They have enriched our lives and they have changed our lives for the better."

In addition to Dylan and Morrison, Obama awarded the prize to astronaut and former senator John Glenn, retired Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens and former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright.

Former Israeli President Shimon Peres and Jan Karski, an officer in the Polish underground who carried his eye-witness account of the Nazi Holocaust to the outside world, also received the award.

Other honourees were John Doar, a key figure in the Justice Department during the 1960s, smallpox eradication pioneer William Foege, civil rights campaigner and community organizer Dolores Huerta, Girl Scouts founder Juliette Gordon Low, women's basketball coach and Alzheimer's disease advocate Pat Summitt and Gordon Hirabayashi, who fought Japanese-American internment during World War Two.

"So many of these people are my heroes individually," Obama said during the ceremony, recalling how he read Morrison's novel "Song of Solomon" as a young man when he was "not just trying to figure out how to write, but also how to be and how to think."

"And I remember in college listening to Bob Dylan and my world opening up because he captured something about this country that was so vital. And I think about Dolores Huerta, reading about her when I was starting off as an organizer," he said. "Everybody on this stage has marked my life in profound ways."

Low died in 1927 and Karski died in 2000. Peres did not attend the ceremony and the White House said he would receive his medal at a separate event.

The president has sole discretion in choosing the honourees.

Past recipients include former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, South African anti-Apartheid leader Nelson Mandela, and civil rights activist the Reverend Martin Luther King.

- Reuters

How to shut people up at the movies

Jean-Paul Sartre said that hell is other people. I would like to amend that to hell is other people - in cinemas.

Is it too much to ask that people sit quietly for a couple of hours and enjoy a movie without chatting to their friends, texting and even answering the phone?

I remember a few years back a woman's phone went off in the cinema. I expected her to immediately turn the phone off out of shame. No. She answered it, had a five-minute conversation with her friend and then followed that up with a couple of texts. She had two more conversations on that damn cellphone before the movie was over.

Is it fair to blame the cellphone for poor cinema etiquette? Sometimes, I think it has changed our behaviour, our sense of privacy and our boundaries. It has made it OK to have a private conversation in a public place.

I remember another screening where a gang of kids had no interest in watching Peter Jackson's King Kong. They were roaming the cinema causing mischief and throwing things at each other. Everyone was relieved when they left through the fire exit at about the same time our heroes arrived at Skull Island.

But it's not only young people. I often find that groups of elderly women struggle to stop talking when the film starts. I remember during a screening of Julie & Julia (lovely film) I had to do the Paddington Hard Stare to make an elderly couple shut up.

Which brings me to my next point. What are the best techniques to make people behave in the cinema?

I have a phased response. I give people the first five or 10 minutes of the film to settle down and finish their conversations, but after that I move into Code Green.

Code Green involves turning in my seat to stare at the offenders for long enough to make them feel uncomfortable. This is usually all I have to do.

But, if this doesn't work I move into Code Orange. This involves turning in my seat, staring at them again and then asking: "Could you be quiet, please?" For an introverted coward like me, Code Orange takes courage.

If that doesn't work, I move to Code Red. I have rarely had to do this, but Code Red involves snitching on them to the usher - if you can find an usher in a multiplex these days.

Aren't I brave? I am sure hardier souls than me really get into it and scare people into silence.

My partner, the Essex Princess, got so exasperated with two teenage boys at a screening, she changed seats to sit right next to them. Every time they spoke, she would lean in as if to avidly join the conversation. This embarrassed them into silence. Awesome. That's my girl.

So, tell me your horror stories. What is the worst piece of cinema behaviour you have ever witnessed? Who are the worst offenders? How do you tackle cineplex hecklers?

Has cinema etiquette got worse in the days of cellphones and minimal ushers?

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The habits of bad television commercials

You've heard of road rage, you've heard of 'roid rage - well, you can put ad rage on the list too: a New Zealand man went on the warpath after seeing a commercial that poked fun at the Kiwi accent, abusing staff at the company (Knockonwood) who created the ad then assaulting an employee at WIN, the network that aired the commercial.

20120530The advert is pretty bloody terrible. Check it out here.

While I don't endorse violence, I do feel for the poor guy. I think we all know what it's like to stare at our television in horror, stunned at just how bad a commercial we've seen is, and swearing off whatever brand or service it advertises - this guy just went too far. Heck, if I went after those responsible every time I suffered a little ad rage, I'd have a higher kill count than Dexter. The key is learning to control those angry tendencies. Take a deep breath. In. Out.

Still, certain things can set me off - aside from terrible Kiwi accents, here are a few other advert clichés that will get me raging at my telly. Let's call them the Seven Habits of Bad Television Commercials:

Loud, shouty voices accompanied by loud, shouty jingles!
If Harvey Norman was a real person and I could ask him a single question, I would ask him this: Why are you yelling at me? Do you want me to buy your stuff or not?! Then there's the Shotgun Supplements guy. Let me say this: if one of the side effects of taking supplements is THATIWILLENDUPTALKINGLIKETHISATALLTIMES, then count me out.

Awkward monologues from people who probably shouldn't be on TV
I'll never understand why some companies let their employees on screen - I mean, it's nice that Bunnings Warehouse wants to include their lower level staff, and that the Lighting Plus bosses want to save a few bucks by using someone they know, but you should always leave your campaign in the hands of experts. Unless your expert is Richard Till. Please, in the name of all that is good and pure, stop letting him front your commercials, Countdown.

Bad versions of even worse songs
There is nothing worse than having your favourite show go to a commercial break, then having "When you wanna do poos and wees" blare out of your speakers to the tune of MC Hammer's U Can't Touch This. No, Huggies. Just ... no. And what was going through State Insurance's mind when they decided to turn Matthew Wilder's Break My Stride into a morality tale about the benefits of solid contents and vehicle insurance? They definitely weren't thinking "let's make a decent advert".

Bad computer effects
The Big Save Furniture lady isn't exactly fronting a quality campaign at the best of times. Yet, the advertisements took a turn for the worse when they started having her fly around on carpets and turn into a giant. I might just be fussy, but I think it's better to have no computer effects than have bad computer effects.

Trying to make something normal seem special
We're on to you, Briscoes. Your commercials might proclaim that this weekend's big sale is a one-off ... but we all know there'll be another next weekend. Along the same lines ...

Trying to make something weird seem normal
Have you seen those drug-driving ads? You know the ones - a couple of actors climb into a minivan being driving by another actor, who says things like "man, I just dropped an eckie" or "wow, I really shouldn't be driving after taking this many pills". Word to the wise: if the driver you just met for the first time ever is saying "I just dropped an eckie", they probably haven't.

Involving a pegasus when the situation doesn't call for it
Oh, Moro - your chocolatey goodness can't be beaten - but those commercials ("Caramel! Nougat! ... pegasus!") have to stop. They're unwatchable. You have to stop. I didn't want to do this, but ... I'll switch to Mars. I'll do it.

What are your most hated adverts right now? What sort of things will turn you off a bad television commercial?

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Bluegrass legend Doc Watson dies

Doc Watson, the Grammy-award winning folk musician whose lightning-fast style of flatpicking influenced guitarists around the world for more than a half-century, has died at a hospital in Winston-Salem, according to a hospital spokeswoman and his management company. He was 89.

Watson, who was blind from the age of one, recently had abdominal surgery that resulted in his hospitalization.

Arthel "Doc" Watson's mastery of flatpicking helped make the case for the guitar as a lead instrument in the 1950s and 1960s, when it was often considered a backup for the mandolin, fiddle or banjo.

His fast playing could intimidate other musicians, even his own grandson, who performed with him.

Richard Watson said in a 2000 interview with The Associated Press that his grandfather's playing had a humbling effect on other musicians. The ever-humble Doc Watson found it hard to believe.

"Everybody that's picked with you says you intimidate them, and that includes some of the best," Richard Watson told him.

Doc Watson was born March 3, 1923 in what is now Deep Gap, North Carolina, in the Blue Ridge Mountains.

He lost his eyesight by the age of 1 when he developed an eye infection that was worsened by a congenital vascular disorder, according to a website for Merlefest, the annual musical gathering named after his late son Merle.

Doc Watson's father, who was active in the family's church choir, gave him a harmonica as a young child, and by five he was playing the banjo.

He learned a few guitar chords while attending the North Carolina Morehead School for the Blind in Raleigh, and then his father helped him buy a guitar for $12, the website says.

"My real interest in music was the old 78 records and the sound of the music," Doc Watson is quoted as saying on the website.

"I loved it and began to realize that one of the main sounds on those old records I loved was the guitar."

Doc Watson got his musical start in 1953, playing electric lead guitar in a country-and-western swing band.

His road to fame began in 1960 when Ralph Rinzler, a musician who also managed Bill Monroe, discovered Watson in North Carolina. That led Watson to the Newport Folk Festival in 1963 and his first recording contract a year later. He went on to record 60 albums.

According to the Encyclopedia of Country Music, Watson took his nickname at age 19 when someone couldn't pronounce his name and a girl in the audience shouted "Call him Doc!"

Seven of his albums won Grammy awards; his eighth Grammy was a lifetime achievement award in 2004. He also received the National Medal of the Arts from President Bill Clinton in 1997.

"There may not be a serious, committed baby boomer alive who didn't at some point in his or her youth try to spend a few minutes at least trying to learn to pick a guitar like Doc Watson," Clinton said at the time.

Doc Watson's son Merle began recording and touring with him in 1964. But Merle Watson died at age 36 in a 1985 tractor accident, sending his father into deep grief and making him consider retirement.

Instead, he kept playing and started Merlefest, an annual musical event in Wilkesboro, NC, that raises money for a community college there and celebrates "traditional plus" music.

"When Merle and I started out we called our music 'traditional plus,' meaning the traditional music of the Appalachian region plus whatever other styles we were in the mood to play," Doc Watson is quoted as saying on the festival's website. "Since the beginning, the people of the college and I have agreed that the music of MerleFest is 'traditional plus.'"

Doc Watson has said that when Merle died, he lost the best friend he would ever have.

He also relied on his wife, Rosa Lee, whom he married in 1947.

"She saw what little good there was in me, and there was little," Watson told the AP in 2000. "I'm awful glad she cared about me, and I'm awful glad she married me."

In a PBS NewsHour interview before a January appearance in Arlington, Virginia, Watson recalled his father teaching him how to play harmonica to a tune his parents had sung in church, as well as his first bus trip to New York City. Telling the stores in a folksy manner, he broke into a quiet laugh at various points. He said he still enjoyed touring.

"I love music and love a good audience and still have to make a living," Watson said. "Why would I quit?"

Musician Sam Bush, who has performed at every Merlefest, began touring with Doc and Merle Watson in 1974, occasionally substituting for Merle when he couldn't travel.

"I would sit next to Doc, and I would be influenced by his incredible timing and taste," Bush said after Watson's recent surgery. "He seems to always know what notes to play. They're always the perfect notes. He helped me learn the space between the notes (are) as valuable as the ones you play."

Bush said he was also intimidated when he began playing with the man he calls "the godfather of all flatpickers."

"But Doc puts you at ease about that kind of stuff," Bush said. "I never met a more generous kind of musician. He is more about the musical communication than showing off with hot licks."

His blindness didn't hold him back musically or at home.

Joe Newberry, a musician and spokesman for the NC Department of Cultural Resources, remembered once when his wife called the Watson home. Rosa Lee Watson said her husband was on the roof, replacing shingles. His daughter Nancy Watson said her father built the family's utility shed.

Guitarist Pete Huttlinger of Nashville, Tenn., said Doc Watson made every song his own, regardless of its age. 'He's one of those lucky guys," said Huttlinger, who studied Watson's methods when he first picked up a guitar. "When he plays something, he puts his stamp on it - it's Doc Watson."

He changed folk music forever by adapting fiddle tunes to guitar at amazing tempos, Huttlinger said. "And people all over the place were trying to figure out how to do this," he said. "But Doc, he set the bar for everyone. He said, 'This is how it goes.' And people have been trying for years to match that.

"He took it (the guitar) out of the background and brought it upfront as a melody instrument. We're no longer at the back of the class. He gave the front to us."

Wayne Martin, executive director of the North Carolina Arts Council, said recently that Watson took southern Appalachian forms of music such as balladry, old-time string music and bluegrass, and made them accessible.

"He takes old music and puts his own creativity on it," Martin said. "It retained its core, yet it felt relevant to people today."

Said Bush: "I don't think anyone personifies what we call Americana more than Doc Watson."

- AP

Seeing The Roots live in San Francisco

We're in San Francisco, we drove down early - me and my brother-in-law - left our families to follow in a couple of days. The plan, originally, was to see The Cult on Sunday night and then The Roots on Monday. I've seen both bands before - but it'll be worth seeing them again. Especially The Roots.

The Cult would have been great - but it was sold out and we'd just got into town, driven down for the show with the lazy attitude that we could buy tickets on the door - that's how it goes at shows in New Zealand (they almost never sell out, people hardly ever rush to buy tickets).The Roots at The Regency Ballroom

Rather than pay the piper (scalper) we decided to find accommodation and check out the city. It's our loss to not be seeing The Cult - we'll get to The Roots if we can.

It's Memorial Day weekend and it's the 75th Anniversary of the Golden Gate Bridge - we stay in a place that Bukowski might have hacked out a few coughs and poems in 50 years ago. It's not pretty but we'll be out most of the time.

San Francisco is pretty though. Great food, friendly people and we walk about 10km in a zigzag through the city checking out record shops and bookshops, stopping for beers along the way.

We know that The Roots is also sold out at this point, so we're assessing what we might do instead. It would be great to see them - if possible. But we'll find some live music in a club somewhere.

Taxi down to The Regency Ballroom around 8pm - buy two tickets from a scalper outside the door and join the queue. Fifteen minutes later we're in, we've got a beer and The Roots are just about to start. We made it. Easy.

And then, for 90 minutes, The Roots showed - again - why they're about the best live band you could ever hope to see.

I've told you all about my journey with The Roots' music - and a bit about the band's journey. And having seen the group live twice in New Zealand I was obviously aware of some of what I would get, but this is my first time seeing them since 2006 - since the changes detailed in that post I linked to a couple of lines above: they're now the house-band for the Fallon TV show, there have been more albums - each more sophisticated than the record it follows; collaborations too, further exploration.

But every Roots show is different; the albums exist in their own space - the gig is never about promoting the new record, it's about a party. And what a party we had on Monday night in San Francisco.

Opening with The Beastie Boys' Paul Revere - an obvious tribute given the recent passing of MCA - The Roots moved through fast and furious funk, sprinkling jazz and soul, bashing out big rock sounds too.

It's a unit that can take you from every slick showband feel that the Stax and Motown labels did so well through to the sound of A Tribe Called Quest. It's Prince's band from Sign O' The Times 30 years on - with a facility for more music. Pick a song, any song - these guys will play it. A cliché is applicable here: this is a live jukebox. These guys are that good. And better.

There are so many standout moments, and it only takes about 15-20 minutes, as the band weaves and loops through songs from its own albums as well as snippets of Kool & The Gang's Jungle Boogie and a little Sugarhill Gang, to realise that every band member on stage is a secret weapon. And every song is a show-stopping moment.

This gig is composed of highlights - guitarist Captain Kirk Douglas almost stole the show early on with a vocalese spot duetting with himself a la George Benson - he was Lionel Loueke one minute, then he was Carlos Santana. Next thing he's out from the microphone rushing back and forth across the stage while playing, the guitar being strangled; Eddie Hazel is back and the band turns into Parliament-Funkadelic in support. Eddie Hazel becomes Eddie Van Halen and it's from clips of funk and jazz and a soulful slideshow to two-hand tapping fury.

Near the end of this stunning guitar showcase, Douglas cranks out the oily riff to Guns 'N Roses' Sweet Child O' Mine and rips out a verse - the band rushing along behind, now not only the greatest funk/soul/hip-hop act you could see but a committed (and devastatingly good) rock band too.

But Douglas's moment was in the end just one of many.

Sousaphone player Damon Bryson (aka "Tuba Gooding Jr") locked into an improvised duet with the keys, his horn a giant dancing sunflower, bopping and diving as the big brass parps punctuated vocal toThe Roots nes from the synth. When he wasn't lugging the sousaphone around the stage Bryson was dancing, working a support-role as a hype-man.

Same deal with percussionist F. Knuckles - clipping out sharp bongo accents to mark the groove but also working the crowd in the spaces when needed. The band so constantly whipping the audience into a frenzy.

There was a song from latest album, undun. There was a song from How I Got Over and the group picked off the near-hits the casual fans expect (You Got Me - with Douglas covering for Erykah Badu or Jill Scott, The Seed 2.0 with its infectious guitar line). There are tunes you will almost always hear The Roots play - such as Break You Off from 2002's Phrenology - but it's different every time. It writhes and wriggles, the group holding on to it for just long enough, the moments before it escapes and runs off into Sly & The Family Stone or spins from reggae through to disco.

At the back - but also front and centre if that makes sense - is Questlove. It's as though he's driving a tractor as much as he is sitting behind a drum-kit; it feels as though the sticks are glued to his hands, there's never a thought that he will drop a stick or miss a beat - such a glorious bass-drum sound, every shot on the snare a crack that sizzles down the back of the neck. The perfect marking of the pulse.

The best thing about the gig? Well there was no one best thing - it was in itself just about the greatest live show I've ever seen, on a completely different level from the two gigs I had seen by The Roots before - but the thing I really liked was watching the band go all James Brown with its sound and its show, false-endings, dramatic reprisals, the cauldron of funk being stirred on, swirling through decades and genres, eras and styles - and then: no encore.

They killed us. It was perfect. The audience needed to submit - we'd been knocked out. And so The Other Side from the undun album blasted out through the speakers and the band waved, drumsticks were hurled and audience members rushed for set-lists and picks and the usual ephemera.

But there was no feeling of being ripped off for not seeing an encore; we'd had the curtain-call as part of the main act. And that was all that was needed.

We were now on the other side. The music told us if we didn't know and feel it already. The gig was done. They'd done (more than) enough.

I loved that aspect so much. An encore would have cheapened the extraordinary show I'd seen and heard - would have made it, somehow, ordinary. Or closer to it.

Postscript: We head out from the show in search of more to do and see and drink and hear and remember that, earlier in the day, we'd seen a sign saying DJ Questlove at The Independent. It had seemed a possibility at one stage, then not so much. Now it seems it is absolutely the thing to do. When will this happen again, right?

So it's a $10 cab across town after a quick bite and a drink and then we're in a wee club just as the crowd cheers enough to sound out that the guy who's just slammed the kit for 90 minutes is about to honour the other half of his double-duty for the evening.

"I'm gonna do something a little different tonight," Questlove announces, standing behind his Mac and decks. "A tribute to one of the greatest groups in hip-hop and to my friend MCA."Questlove DJ set at The Independent

For two hours he spliced and diced choice Beastie Boys cuts and then it was something near to 3am. And then it was time to realise that I needed a blog for you all. And then it was time to head back to the cheap and crusty, super-fusty motel room for a handful of hours before another day exploring San Francisco. And that part is now. While you're reading this. All the while - and for days to come - I'll still be processing what I saw: one of the best live gigs I could ever hope to see. And so far - by some way - the best DJ set I've ever witnessed. It was more than the perfect encore.

Not my footage - but here's a YouTube from the gig I was at to give you a brief taste.

Are you a fan of The Roots? Were you at the San Francisco gig perhaps? And if not and you've read this far, tell me about a gig that you saw by chance while overseas and away from home.

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